yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
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