umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
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