This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
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