is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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