i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
