That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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