I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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