I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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