Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
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