Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
I just googled if crying burns calories
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
