Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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