what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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