sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
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