He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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