I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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