they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
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