So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I deserve to be covered in dicks
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
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