Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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