im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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