I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
Im part way to drunk.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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