so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
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