sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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