"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
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