My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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