he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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