Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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