just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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