why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
kristin has been a bad kristin
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
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