if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I fill condoms, not promises.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
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