How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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