Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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