why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
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