Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
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