I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
false alarm. still invincible.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
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