yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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