Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
ok first of all what the fuck
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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