he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
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