just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Life without a bra equals bliss.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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