Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
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