Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize
