oh god the rape fog is back!
I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
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