remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
My vagina is very pro this idea
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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