Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
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