i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
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