You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
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