nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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