I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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