there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
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