is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
I use my feet as sexual weapons
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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