if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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