i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Randomize
