The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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