My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
Randomize
